Chillin with my bestie
nyancatsmittens: My sweetest most awesome best friend is chillin’ beside me waiting for my sweet kitchen bitches “Mook and Choos” (more commonly known as mac and cheese), earlier tonight she did something for me I never thought that someone would do for me… she peed in a bottle and threw it (the pee) at his window. Oh god I was giggling with mirth at the sight, and then we walked around my...
Who here has ever been called a slut?
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This gif is so relevant to my everyday life
roflmatt: Sexytime Shower time Home alone time Locker room time Bed time
What in the hell
erosbishop: So my friends dancing and shes like: So i’m like: And shes like “Dancing”: And i’m like: “Why you yellin and shit.” And shes like: And i’m like: And she gets all emo and is like: “Why are you making fun of me” And im like: “Bitch this is a classroom. Where the fuck am i supposed to go?” And shes like: And im like:
When your friend wants to hangout
omgbitchplease: Lmao, jk, i have a blog to maintain
hellohilarity: OK, so today at the mall I walk into the perfume section and the workers are like: And I’m like: And the whole time I am there they are basically like: GO AWAY I JUST WANT TO LOOK!
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I love you cause you bring out the best part of me– I love you not only for what you are, but for what I am when I am with you. I love you not only for what you have made of yourself, but for you are making of me. I love you for the part of me that you bring out. Elizabeth Barrett Browning (via loveswhatwelivefor)